Fool #1 is livid because his pizza has anchovies.  “Black People don’t eat no explicative anchovies man!”

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Tow truck driver over jumped my girls car. He owes me $1500.

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If you don’t pay your bill, we will cut your lights off. At least that is what Tommy said.

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Your marriage may not be valid because the minister involved at your wedding has never been ordained.  The two of you have you have been living in sin.

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Is it possible for a man to sue his girlfriend’s husband for interfering with their relationship?

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Did the A/C tech go #1 on the side of the house while working on the job? Is this cool or nah?

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How could the cleaners move big mama’s remains?  Totally unprofessional!

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We made a mistake and will not charge for the chicken. In all honesty rabbit meat was served! Fool #1 sounds like he in BIG trouble.

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Are you aware that the SUV that you ordered has a body in the back? If there is a problem, the cancellation fee is $50.

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Fool #1 tells a man he has been infected with a South American fungus!

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