The New York Post reports Mike Tyson wasn’t even a piddle bit sober — he’s just a whiz wizard.

The boxing legend, 54, explained on his podcast this week how he faked his way through drug tests — and his strategy is a pissah.

“It was awesome, man,” Tyson said of using a prosthetic penis equipped with a pee bag to pass urine assessments. “I put my baby’s urine in it.”

Tyson chose to fill his device — called a Whizzanator— with his child’s urine instead of his wife’s for fear hers would show up pregnant, he told UFC vice president of athletic health and performance Jeff Novitzky.