Mark McCrazy

Man Steals Ambulance To Get Fried Chicken, Deputies Say

  • A Texas man was clearly having a hunger emergency early Thursday morning, so he stole an ambulance and proceeded right to KFC.
  • According to police, the vehicle was left running outside Cypress Creek psychiatric hospital where Carlton Andrews was formerly a patient.
  • Along the way, he also stopped off at a convenience store to pick up some snacks and cigarettes.
  • Upon catching up to him at a nearby gas station, the cops learned the 56-year-old just “needed a ride”.
  • Do you sometimes leave the car running while you hop into a store to pick stuff up? Has it ever been a problem?