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Dear Steve and Shirley, I met the love of my life. This beautiful woman was so perfect I could not believe she was still single. Well after dating her for six months I figured out exactly why she is not married. She has a bizarre nasty habit. It all started to go downhill when I took her around my friends for the first time. We went to a house party and had a good time eating and drinking. The next day my friend called me upset because someone had relieved themselves in his bathroom drawer. To put it politely, it was not urine. He thought someone had had too much to drink and made a mistake…………