Mo Money Mo Problems

Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 56 year old man with lots of swag and I’ve had fine women all my life. Eight years ago, I decided it was time to get married and I found a good woman to settle down with. I’ve always fooled around with Lotto and bought scratch-offs and a year ago, I got lucky and won $800K. My wife and I retired, paid everything off and traveled a little bit. My wife’s 26-year-old niece is in culinary school, so we hired her as our personal chef and she came three days a week to cook…………….