Strawberry Letter

A Stinky Situation

Dear Steve and Shirley, I met a very nice man three months ago and we hit it off pretty quick. He’s been taking me on a lot of nice dates and we have really good time together. I thought I had finally met the man of my dreams until two weeks ago. We ended up back at his house after a great dinner date. We both were ready to be intimate and we knew it was about to go down. So we started taking off our clothes. He took his shirt off first then his pants and Steve and Shirley a funk I had never smelled before hit me in the face. I realized that the smell was indeed coming from him……
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